Signs Of End Time: A Man Had Sex With A Snake

A man had sex with a snake and it's on video and it's all over the Internet . That's crazy, you're probably thinking right now. I kind of want to see that. Guess what? You don't. You think you want to. You think you want to understand the logistics of a man having intercourse with a snake. I thought I wanted that once too. But I was wrong. I was young and naïve and wrong. That was five minutes ago.

Here's the thing: You go into it thinking you're going to see a man have sex with a snake, and then what you wind up seeing is a glimpse into what man is truly capable of doing. To watch this video is to crawl on your belly toward the precipice and gaze into the abyss of the nature of humanity. Don't search for it. Don't go to Gawker and watch it. Don't do that. You can live the rest of your life without seeing a man wear a reptile like a snakeskin condom. Have you ever seen a snake unhinge its jaw to swallow a mouse? Picture that happening, except it's swallowing a penis with its vagina and the guy is holding onto it like he's pulling a balloon off a helium tank.